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Bachmann Says That Gay Men Should Only Be Allowed To Marry Women | The Washington Fancy - disclosure - Washington Fancy is "misleading news"
“We all know that marriage is between one man and one woman. If it were two men together, then it wouldn’t be one man and one woman, so therefore it wouldn’t be marriage. This reasoning is clear,” Bachmann told the crowd, many of whom identified themselves as evangelical Christians.
“I do not have anything against homosexuals. Some of my best hairdressers are part of that lifestyle. But that does not mean they should be allowed to marry those of the same gender.”
Congresswoman Bachmann concluded her speech with a prayer, as well as a lively dance with her husband, Marcus. “Oh, look at those two, what lovebirds,” commented Elizabeth Benjamin, who was at the event. “And he holds her like a proper Christian gentleman does, no closer than two feet together.”
In the article, under the photo it says -"Gay men must marry women; the experience of marrying a woman will make a homosexual a heterosexual - it works every time." (attributed to M. Bachmann - Did she really say this?!) Also take a look at the t-shirt of the woman to the left of Marcus B. in the photo above - found at Bachmann’s anti-gay closeted husband poses with woman wearing “some dudes marry dudes, get over it” shirt. « skepgineering
Michele Bachmann Introduces Legislation To Require Gays To ‘Dress More Straight’ | Free Wood Post
In what many are seeing as an incredibly bold move, Michele Bachmann introduced H.R. 2297 today, also known as the “Make Gay People Stop Dressing So Silly Act of 2011.”
The bill states:
“All people identifying as homosexual must begin mimicking the appearance of heterosexual members of their community, who are of the same sex, or face a fine of up to $5,000 or 1 year in prison”
The bill is expected to pass the Republican House of representatives with overwhelming support. House Speaker Boehner (R-OH) called the bill “the most important piece of legislation we are going to pass this year, since we really have no intention of passing any other type of legislation before the election anyway”. Majority Leader Eric Cantor (R-VA) said “stopping the homosexual agenda from spreading is really the number one thing American families are talking about, when they’re sitting around the dinner table discussing these types of things”.
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