Westboro Baptist Church To Picket Betty Ford's Funeral
In Westboro's eyes, divorcing her first husband to marry Gerald Ford makes her an adulterer who "loved to sit with tawdry reporters and blather about sex."
"She couldn't wait to have an audience with a reporter to titter about premarital sex, and how much she loved to teach it to her daughters," the church's website said. "The trashy reporters encouraged her to say more! So she urged all the women of this doomed foul nation to engage in extramarital sex. Then she pushed for abortion, because when you teach a nation's women to be whores, it's inevitable pregnancies will inconvenience the selfish strumpets! That is the legacy of Betty Ford."
I'm headed to work. Don't these people have to work?
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