Stuff Christians Like: #500. Lists - I finally went through the whole list for favorites.
#2. Saying “bless her heart.” #11. Thomas Kinkade #21. Saying “I thought marriage would fix things” #22. Mixing sign language and music. #24. Church names that sound like clothing stores. #34. Subtly finding out if you drink beer too. #37. Abstinence #39. Giving advice on things we’ve never experienced #41. Making music that is impossible to exercise to #43. Metrosexual worship leader #47. Rooting for secret Christians on American Idol #54. Halloween Hating #56. Talking to strangers on planes. #59. Watching Jon and Kate Plus 8. #64. Fearing the rapture would come before you lost your virginity. #82. Books that become empires #84. Stock Photography #88. Associating “meditation” with yoga, candles and chanting. #89. Knowing where not to be during the rapture. #95. Fearing God will send you to Guam. #97. Getting angry that Ned Flanders slept with that girl #104. Putting God in the liner notes #118. Slowly turning against Oprah #125. The mandatory youth group goatee #137. Holding retreats at places that could double for horror movies #138. Saying I grew up in the church #144. Wishing sin was not fun #148. War Themed Ministries #170. Email Forwards #172. Letting Porn Win #174. Forcing little kids to sing at the end of your song #183. The passion of the Christ #187. Leaving room for the holy spirit when you dance. #188. Judging someone's faith based on their Bible underlining. #208. Christianizing your facebook profile #225. Turning ushers into the secret service. #227. Narnia. #231. Drinking Coffee in church. #232. The magical power of denim #241. Awkward youth group rap #242. Developing a highly sensitive "God-dar" (or how to spot a famous Christian) #246. The smell of old hymnals #267. Leaving things secretly in people's mailboxes. #281. Using God as a financial plan. #282. "Jesus Walks" by Kanye West #298. Bringing Weird Stuff on Stage #318. Profusely Perspiring Pastors #322. Too many kaleidoscopes. Not enough telescopes. #329. Arguing about the "wives submit to your husbands" idea. #332. That dude with the guitar at camp. #344. God: author of life, the Bible and billboards. #354. Holy phone ring tones. #360. Jessica Simpson - Should we take her back? #400. Homeschooling #411. Labeling people "the next Billy Graham." #427. Inducting Coldplay into the "Sounds Almost Like a Christian Band Hall of Fame" #438. Refusing to let people borrow your pen in church. #445. How Christian is Your Cubicle? #448. Judging people that use iPhones during church. #455. How Christmawesome is your Christmas Sweater? #463. Jeff Buckley and the unexplainable. #466. Wearing a Bluetooth earpiece at church. #468. Sharing an email address with your spouse. #484. When people you are witnessing to think you are hitting on them. #493. Getting single people married as fast as possible. #497. Giving your kid a Biblical name.
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Posted by: Abbycat | October 04, 2009 at 02:11 AM