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Mullah Nasrudin

Someone asked Nasrudin to guess what he had in his hand.
“Give me a clue,” said the Mulla.
“I'll give you several,” said the wag. “It is shaped like an egg, egg-sized, looks, tastes and smells like an egg. Inside it is yellow and white. It is liquid within before you cook it, coalesces with heat. It was, moreover, laid by a hen…”
“I know!” interrupted the Mulla. “It is some sort of cake.”

Zapata

I have never eaten a Peep. I have looked at them, considered it, but just never grabbed one and popped into my mouth!

In honor of this diary, I might just go buy a pack!

Love the joke by the Mullah!

Easter Bunny

Arrest gives meaning to 'Easter grass'
THE ASSOCIATED PRESS

EAST HARTFORD, Conn. -- Officers who pulled a man over for running a red light found a plush Easter bunny stuffed with marijuana in the car, police say.

The man had trouble finding his insurance documents Wednesday and asked to look for them in the back seat, police said.

When he stepped out of the car, the officer smelled marijuana and saw some on the floor, police said. The officer searched the car, found two baggies of marijuana in the glove box and saw the bunny. Inside the stuffed animal, which was holding an Easter basket, they found 16 small plastic bags of pot, police said.

The officer found hundreds of empty baggies and a digital scale, police said.

Ian Lawrence, 25, was charged with possession of marijuana, operating a drug factory, possession with intent to sell within 1,500 feet of a school and motor vehicle charges.

A telephone listing could not be found for Lawrence, of East Hartford.

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