That's right, men are now seeking "pec" implants which enable them to project "power, strength, health, and virility."
"It's such a confidence booster," says one San Francisco massage therapist who got the implants two years ago as a 40th birthday gift to himself. "I walk a little taller now. And of course you want to buy every tight white T-shirt. It's crazy!"
Why are people so superficial in Amerika?



I can't keep up with you and your chronicling of the general wierdness of society.
Posted by: Slugbug | January 25, 2008 at 10:46 PM
Gabe told me that on Ren and Stimpy, Ren always wanted a pair of pec implants and was saving up to get them.
Posted by: Slugbug | January 25, 2008 at 10:47 PM
He wasn't kidding.
Ren's Pecs (Ren & Stimpy) Lyrics by Nickelodeon
It sure is lonely around here ever since Ren got his pectoral implants and went to Hollywood.
I've never asked for anything, just your happiness.
And now that you have found it, I should be glad, I guess.
But I've played in my litter box as long as I can,
And I would give most anything just to hear "What is it, man?"
I know you've got your pecs now and gone on to bigger things,
But before you go and flex now, there's a cat at home who sings
That each and every day and night he misses his best friend,
And I only need to see you once to make this feeling end.
No matter where you go, no matter what you do,
Remember there's a little bit of Stimpy's butt in you.
And just once, when you strike that pose, could you think of me?
'Cause when I scratch my rear I think of how it used to be...
The house is much too quiet now that I don't hear your voice
And you know that I'd be with you if I only had my choice
But I know I will smile again when I see your name in lights
And when they talk about you I'll tell them
That I knew you when you were just Ren...
Pal...
Posted by: Ren's Pectoral Implants | January 25, 2008 at 10:50 PM
In about 20 years, if not sooner, I'll be ready to trade my whole body in, but not for silicon.
Posted by: kayakbiker | January 25, 2008 at 10:50 PM
There went my last shred of heterosexuality.
Posted by: Marge Simpson's sister | January 25, 2008 at 10:56 PM
It still seems weird to me for a man to have breasts implants. I don't see the reason fur such a surgery.
Posted by: Tubular Breast | November 28, 2010 at 02:27 PM
I don't get their choice either. But the cosmetic surgery field has advanced so much, that many options are available. Especially in Bakersfield, where the best surgeons are located.
Posted by: Cosmetic Surgeons Bakersfield | November 29, 2010 at 01:32 PM
Just wondering if breast augmentation is also a part of their being vein.
Sam
Posted by: breast enlargement Philippines | November 22, 2011 at 07:52 PM
Being honest it sounds really great and strange for me because i listen about such implants for first time, moreover its really similar as that of breast implants. Glad to know about this share and search more about pec implants.
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